The Misadventures of Ian in the States: Day 2; Women

27/June/2006

A Fellow podcaster told me before I went to the states that when I start talking to the girls and women there, they'll be drop their panties at me; Lol. Whats funny is that's a truth, in the country where not a lot is really different, where there's only about 2 or 3 different accents, if you have a different tongue, women scream in excitement, lol.

Stacy:

I've known Stacy for a bit now as I met her 2 years ago, but this young lady is fine... A lil' petite girl with a pretty face, a fine figure and an increbelly cute voice. I didn't get to see her very much on Tuesday because she had to work at 3pm CST. Still, it doens't mean I was down, at least I got to see her for a little, a lil' oggling doesn't hurt, lol.

Girl working at BestBuy:

Now this was pretty funny, after visiting Stacy, me and my cousin went to BestBuy to go and buy a game and a new set of earphones for my iPod. When I got to the checkout I wanted to know the price of this game that had no price tag on it. When I asked this girl about what the price is, I saw her go into a state of excitement, then blushing, and my cousin told me that she likes me, what was funny was that I think he was right. I Followed the girl over to another checkout to find out the price and we started to talk. First off it was geek talk about the game, Gradius Collection, not quite the first thing you talk about to make a first impression, however that was changed very quickly into where I lived, what I do, and how I was liking my vacation. Luckly there wasn't a queue building up behind me and we must've talked for about 10 minutes before I actually bought the damn game. She was kinda cute though, even though she was a member of the GeekSquad. She was about the same height as Stacy, but has dark blond hair and wore glasses. But it doesn't mean the glasses made her look bad, they actually suited her. So that was kinda cool.

Twins of a Pastor:

Before I got to the States, my Step Mum email me saying that she was going to hook me up with these twins from this pretcher. First off, Pretcher, yes you're reading that right "PRETCHER". You know those crazy people who force religion on people. Well, My dad was telling me how attractive these girls were, so before I went to meet them, I did my best to look (and smell) good; I took some chololates with me because I reccon that they would like, and I went over to meet them. Well... What can I say, could my Dad be lying to me? There I saw a pair for girls with buck teeth, scrappy t-shirts, and had this weird accent that sounded like a cross bettween a goofy and dorky voice. I Just kept telling myself that I should be a gentleman and do my best not to say anything bad. But they were pretty much oggling over me as if I would to Stacy, lol. They really didn't make a good impression to me, but maybe I could be friends with them, but... I'm scared shit of their dad.

So what can I say, should I score these girls? lol, I know it sounds bad, but every guy in their own concinous have a rate to the girls who they meet. so here's the scores...

Stacy: 9/10

Girl at Best Buy: 7/10

Twins of the Pretcher: 3/10

So there, send me hate mail if you must, but you'll discover that EVERY man is like this, lol.