More Cillit bang! *slight name change though...*
Aussie man, Andrew showed me this, the US equilent to Cillit bang, Easy off Bam!!!.
30 May, 2006
29 May, 2006
Cillit Bang!
Err... ok, two blog posts in a row? this must be an achivement!
anyways I know this is old, but you yanks havn't seen this before, it's a spoff for a cleaning product called Cillit Bang, the advert is as cheesey as those Oxi Clean adverts that are shown in the states. Anyways, show us what Cillit bang does Barry Scott!
Simply spray it on, and tiles GLEEM!!!!
(The original version below...)
And it was done....
I really gotta blog more often, anyways enjoy the latest WAGJ manga cortesty of Emma.
Ken Kutaragi is really a pickle! lol-idge
23 May, 2006
Gah! I need to blog!!!
Gezz... I gotta remember to blog.
Anyways, what should I put down... Yeah! I got New Super Mario Bros on the Nintendo DS that is pretty cool. and I got up to 32 years on Brain Age. I'm eventually getting there although the dudes from the Otaku Generation Podcast have already got to 21 years! I wish I had a camera to show my result, but hey, I still gotta get a new camera. My Work at staples has these new cameras that might be HP's new bugjet line of digital cameras. I could get one, but It'll be cheaper when I go to the states this summer.
Anyways, what should I put down... Yeah! I got New Super Mario Bros on the Nintendo DS that is pretty cool. and I got up to 32 years on Brain Age. I'm eventually getting there although the dudes from the Otaku Generation Podcast have already got to 21 years! I wish I had a camera to show my result, but hey, I still gotta get a new camera. My Work at staples has these new cameras that might be HP's new bugjet line of digital cameras. I could get one, but It'll be cheaper when I go to the states this summer.
18 May, 2006
Bye bye dodgey dealer!
I got an email today from eBay confering that the bloke who sold me that game has been denied from using the eBay auction site...
The email said...
What's cool about this was that I didn't report him to eBay, someone else must've done. I win another point!
Anyways, here's some Fan art from the Manga maniac Emma A.k.a BritishMyVoice
The email said...
| Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 07:00:52 PDT Dear Ian Guebert, Please be aware that the following listing: Item Number - 8283497002 Item Title - POLARIUM ADVANCE GAMEBOY GAME GBA UK SELLER has been removed by eBay for breaching of one or more of our policies. Any offers or bids placed on this listing are now null and void. Because the listing was ended, you as a bidder are not required to complete the transaction. Please review eBay's Listing Policies and User Agreement at the following locations: http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/sell/policies.html http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/policies/user-agreement.html We thank you in advance for your cooperation. Regards, eBay Trust & Safety |
What's cool about this was that I didn't report him to eBay, someone else must've done. I win another point!
Anyways, here's some Fan art from the Manga maniac Emma A.k.a BritishMyVoice
16 May, 2006
More Sadacts ahoy!
Yup, and when I thought Pirate game dealers were game, so are the retailers!
I went into a GAME shop, and I ask the guy at the till if they had a copy of Me and My Katamari onthe PSP, the new manager who looks like an overweight version of that carrot top comedian came up, laughed and pointed at me for buying a Katamari game telling me that I'm a sadact before the rest of his employees turned around, point and laughed at him of dissing Katamari and that he's a total N00B. So what's the score? Ian 3, Sadacts nil, I rule!
So I've been playing a bit of Me and My Katamari, this is possibly the longest time I've actually played my PSP in a while and it's good to see games like this coming out for the PSP. However because it lacks a second analoudge stick, it's all controlled with buttons, which is a little tricky to get used to. But other then the controls, it's a really good game, if you have a PSP, and love the Katamari games, go get it!
As for Brain Age, I got a bit of a shock today as my brain degrades by 7 years! From 36 years to 43 years! Holy crap I must be doing bad! I kinda suck on the reading out loud game, better play some more of that...
I went into a GAME shop, and I ask the guy at the till if they had a copy of Me and My Katamari onthe PSP, the new manager who looks like an overweight version of that carrot top comedian came up, laughed and pointed at me for buying a Katamari game telling me that I'm a sadact before the rest of his employees turned around, point and laughed at him of dissing Katamari and that he's a total N00B. So what's the score? Ian 3, Sadacts nil, I rule!
So I've been playing a bit of Me and My Katamari, this is possibly the longest time I've actually played my PSP in a while and it's good to see games like this coming out for the PSP. However because it lacks a second analoudge stick, it's all controlled with buttons, which is a little tricky to get used to. But other then the controls, it's a really good game, if you have a PSP, and love the Katamari games, go get it!
As for Brain Age, I got a bit of a shock today as my brain degrades by 7 years! From 36 years to 43 years! Holy crap I must be doing bad! I kinda suck on the reading out loud game, better play some more of that...
15 May, 2006
Pure PWN-idge: Ian Two - Dodgey Dealer Nil
I rule, I got my refund, although I didn't get my P&P refunded and had to pay more P&P to send it to him, I got my money back. Take that you moron Chinese/Hong Kong pirates pirating games (British Ninjas beat Chinese pirates). Hear me roar with pure PWN-idge, WHAHAHAHA. lol
On a totally different note, I've been playing Brain age and I got my brain at 36, 16 more brain years to 20. And on another note, my camera is officially Fucked. Yeah, unnecessarily plugging the camera into the USB port, although I have a card reader, and I could smell smoke... coming from the CAMERA! Yup, the Batteries inside started to burn up and so was the SD card inside! Luckily the SD survive, but the camera itself is dead, not accepting power from any battery. Time to save up for a new camera!
On a totally different note, I've been playing Brain age and I got my brain at 36, 16 more brain years to 20. And on another note, my camera is officially Fucked. Yeah, unnecessarily plugging the camera into the USB port, although I have a card reader, and I could smell smoke... coming from the CAMERA! Yup, the Batteries inside started to burn up and so was the SD card inside! Luckily the SD survive, but the camera itself is dead, not accepting power from any battery. Time to save up for a new camera!
14 May, 2006
Ian 1 - The Sadact pirate game dealer 0!
Yup, I got tough with the dude with a beafy email standing my ground, making myself the alpha of all males. As the Pillock replies a buntch of terrible excuses to make me think that the game is real... Here's the emails.
What I sent him...
What he replied...
I would just like to point out that the game isn't out in the US, plus the US don't use PEGI, they use ESRB. And why would I find Chinese text on a US cart anyways!? Plus you could always try getting the right manual for the game at least...
Ian = A clever person
Seller = A stupid fucking bonified moron who should have his eyes burnt out with acid...
What I sent him...
| I would like to enquire about the game that I received this morning. I believe this is not a real GameBoy advance game, there is a few tell-tell signs. You said the game was new, so I assumed that it was sealed, which it was not. The instruction manual supplied is for the Nintendo DS version of the same game, not the GameBoy Advance version. There’s a sticky label over the cartridge with Chinese lettering over it, this does not appear on any of my other GameBoy Advance cartridges. The print of the box is incredibly bad, the actual retail version comes in a metallic silver box, and it isn’t a limited edition packing, they all come like that. GameBoy Advance cartridges have the “CE” logo printed onto them, the one you gave me isn’t. Same with the Nintendo Official seal PEGI, Pan European Game Information, as it says is a European organisation. Whilst everything else on the box is printed “Printed in the USA”, not Germany. When you send Signature mail, you’re supposed to print your name and address on the label that is attached to the back of the envelope. The Post Office should’ve asked you to do this. As long as you give me a full refund, including the P&P, I will send the game back to you and not report you eBay. If you ignore this email or not agree to give a refund I will report you to eBay and make sure I get my money back. I have not played the game, and I’m not going to, if you want me to return the game to you, it will be fine to me as long as you give me your address. As we live in the same town I could “possibly” return it by hand (depending on how far away you are). However I must say that if you are continuing to sell these items of this quality you should stop immediately as it is against the Law. Ian Guebert |
What he replied...
| hi thanks for email. 1. the game is new and i did not say that it came sealed. 2.the instruction manual is just listed as a booklet. 3.the sticky label is so the supplier knows if it has been tampered with. 4.the box is from the u s a. This game is an import, which it states on the selling page. It works fine on the gameboys and has english instruction on the screen when you are playing it. This game has cost you at least half the price of what it would on the highstreet. I'm not sure what you where expecting for this money!!! when you are bidding on this item it tells you i do not refund the postage only the price of the game!!!! please send game back to me within 3 days to the address below |
I would just like to point out that the game isn't out in the US, plus the US don't use PEGI, they use ESRB. And why would I find Chinese text on a US cart anyways!? Plus you could always try getting the right manual for the game at least...
Ian = A clever person
Seller = A stupid fucking bonified moron who should have his eyes burnt out with acid...
11 May, 2006
The dodgey game from eBay
Yup, i'm pretty pissed off right now as I got up this morning expecting to receive a copy a Polarium Advance on the GBA to find out it's a fake, check out the video...
03 May, 2006
Once upon an iPod...
Well, today after coming back from uni I try to put new podcasts onto my iPod and what happens...
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*two hours later being quite frustrated*
*Disconnect iPod and accidently drop it on the floor*
*Panic!*
*Connect iPod* "Your iPod is now mounted*
You can just imagine what Apple's service centre is like...
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*Connect iPod* "iPod has not mounted" *disconnect iPod*
*two hours later being quite frustrated*
*Disconnect iPod and accidently drop it on the floor*
*Panic!*
*Connect iPod* "Your iPod is now mounted*
You can just imagine what Apple's service centre is like...
Ego Boosters and REALLY BAD game clones...
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And here's some very bad clones.... Watch if you dare...
Ian Guebert - You see this name, you think dirty.
Naughty little Ian Guebert.
I'd do anything for Ian Guebert.
Ian Guebert. Making people sucessful in a changing world.
You wouldn't want to miss Ian Guebert.
The Power of Ian Guebert.
Ian Guebert is better than chocolate.
Ian Guebert makes dreams come true.
The Ian Guebert universe.
Ian Guebert - One name. One legend.
And here's some very bad clones.... Watch if you dare...
